Train Wreck

Why am I simultaneously disturbed and fascinated by Katie Holmes' pregnancy? Maybe it's the drama inherent in watching Tom Cruise try to remain a good Scientologist and simultaneously cover for possibly being gay. Or maybe something else that's really insidious.

Maybe it's the creepiness of trying to get women to give birth without making any noise.

I guess that's the fascination: Strange celebrity behavior, a baby, weird cult practices, a possible cover-up/conspiracy, fibs about when the baby is due, and Katie Holmes.

Who is pretty cute.