Pointed Satire

In Slate, Jesus speaks at a Republican fundraiser. Worth reading, with the recognition that something similarly pointed could probably be leveled at the Democrats. Here's a sample:

Now a few loud people keep saying the government should forget about sanctity, forget about religion. They want separation of church and state. See these hands? See the holes in them? That's separation of church and state. (APPLAUSE) I know George W. Bush, and I know he won't ever let that happen to me again. (CHEERS, APPLAUSE)

**cringes inwardly**